BLACK SOCKS THEY NEVER GET DIRTY THE LONGER YOU WEAR THEM THE STRONGER THEY GET! ONCE I THOUGHT I SHOULD WASH THEM THEN I DECIDED NO, NOT YET!
I feel like we should kiss.
Because we both need to get it out of the way. And we’re best friends.
That doesn’t seem like a good enough reason.
Aren’t we supposed to feel something?
I don’t know.
Are you talking about a boner? I can’t have a boner.
Not a boner.
Well then what?
What do you know about romance? You were watching Puppy Dog Pals yesterday.
I’ve thought about holding a girl’s hand.
With your boner?
No. In Paris. Girls are supposed to like Paris.
I’m going to sneak out of camp tonight.
There’s a meteor shower.
Why do you have to sneak out?
I’m going to meet someone.
My mom is not a boy.
Why Evan Davis?
I don’t know. Why not? I have a hot pink mini skirt.
Evan Davis is scum.
How would you know?
The guy doesn’t even know how to play chess.
What does chess have to do with anything?
I think I’m going to kiss him.
He doesn’t brush his teeth. I’m sure of it.